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Ten local bookings, one ladder of fees, twelve postcodes

Everything arranged through this line is one of ten bookings. They differ in length, in how much warning they want and in how far somebody has to travel to reach you. They do not differ in what an hour is worth. An hour in a room on Lampton Road and an hour in a house in Whitton are both £250, and the ladder of fees climbs in identical steps whichever of the ten you choose. The figure buys her hours and her company, and that is the whole of the list.

Three of them are ordinary weeknight business out here. Three are shaped by an aircraft rather than by either of you. The remaining four want a day of notice and a short conversation about where everybody is actually going to be.

10 kinds of evening on this route

The ten local bookings

Booking 01Hotel outcall companionshipHotel rooms and front doorsThis is the booking most guests make first and the one Iris arranges most nights of the week. One companion, one address, an agreed number of hours. You send the hotel or the road, the hour you...5 suited to it Booking 02Dinner date companionshipDinner on the high streetDinner in these postcodes is not a tasting menu with a view of the river at Chelsea, and pretending otherwise would be the fastest way to disappoint you. What it is instead is a high street with...5 suited to it Booking 03Overnight companionshipThe ten hour nightAn overnight here is ten hours at £1,800, running from whatever hour you agree in the evening through to breakfast the next morning. It is one figure, it does not move for a Saturday, and it is...5 suited to it Booking 04Girlfriend experience companionshipThe girlfriend eveningSome guests want a plan and a restaurant and a reason. Others want the opposite: an evening that behaves like an evening, with nobody being impressive at anybody. That is what this booking is for....5 suited to it Booking 05Travel companionshipFlying out with companyThis borough exists in a particular relationship with an airport, and a great deal of what Iris arranges happens in the hours on either side of a flight. A long layover with nothing in it. An...4 suited to it Booking 06Business event companionshipWork dinners and hotel functionsThere is more corporate hospitality in this borough than its reputation allows for. The big hotels along the Bath Road and the Great West Road run function rooms most weeks of the year, the trade...5 suited to it Booking 07Duo companionshipTwo names instead of oneSome evenings are better with three people at the table than two. A duo is two companions from On The Route booked for the same hours at the same address, and it is asked for most often for a long...5 suited to it Booking 08Companionship for couplesEvenings booked by couplesA steady minority of the bookings Iris takes come from two people rather than one. Usually it is a couple who want a third person at dinner, or company for a long evening in, and who would rather...5 suited to it Booking 09Night out companionshipDinner, a film and the last trainA night out in these postcodes is not a crawl through Soho and nobody here will pretend it is. It is dinner somewhere small, then a late screening, a show or a bar that is still open, and then a...5 suited to it Booking 10Extended booking companionshipA week of eveningsPeople come to this borough for a week at a time. A contract at one of the business parks, a training course at an airport hotel, a stretch of work at a warehouse off the Great West Road. After...5 suited to it
Notice 02 Isleworth

What each of the ten pages holds

One page apiece. It sets out how that evening tends to unfold, which end of the borough it usually happens in, what it costs on the ladder, and four or five women from On The Route whose nights already run that way. Treat those names as a place to start rather than a shortlist, because every companion here will take any of the ten.

Notice 03 Brentford

The three the airport shapes

Flying out with company, a whole night and a late knock at an airport hotel all run to a three hour minimum along the TW6 edge, with the journey counted inside the booking rather than added to it. That is arithmetic, not salesmanship: it is close to an hour each way on the Piccadilly line, and ninety minutes at Heathrow would be mostly train for everybody involved.

Notice 04 Osterley

The four that want a plan

Work dinners, two names instead of one, an evening booked by a couple and a week of evenings are all better with a day in hand. Tables get held, two diaries get lined up, and nobody is improvising in a lobby at eight o'clock. Write early and the choice of companion is wider by a long way.

Notice 05 Whitton

Where any of them can start

All ten begin at an address in the twelve TW postcodes, from a room above the Hounslow Central high street to a front door in Osterley. The travel out to you is worked into the one figure Iris quotes before you agree to anything, so nothing is added afterwards. The booking page shows the single message that sets any of them moving, and the fee goes to the companion herself, in person, in the first few minutes after she arrives.

Terminus Hounslow West

The last one
never leaves

Whatever the hour, the route is still running and somebody is still answering. Name your stop and we will say who is free and how far off she is.

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