Local BookingsFrom £250 an hourOutcall only
Ten local bookings, one ladder of fees, twelve postcodes
Everything arranged through this line is one of ten bookings. They differ in length, in how much warning they want and in how far somebody has to travel to reach you. They do not differ in what an hour is worth. An hour in a room on Lampton Road and an hour in a house in Whitton are both £250, and the ladder of fees climbs in identical steps whichever of the ten you choose. The figure buys her hours and her company, and that is the whole of the list.
Three of them are ordinary weeknight business out here. Three are shaped by an aircraft rather than by either of you. The remaining four want a day of notice and a short conversation about where everybody is actually going to be.
The ten local bookings
What each of the ten pages holds
One page apiece. It sets out how that evening tends to unfold, which end of the borough it usually happens in, what it costs on the ladder, and four or five women from On The Route whose nights already run that way. Treat those names as a place to start rather than a shortlist, because every companion here will take any of the ten.
The three the airport shapes
Flying out with company, a whole night and a late knock at an airport hotel all run to a three hour minimum along the TW6 edge, with the journey counted inside the booking rather than added to it. That is arithmetic, not salesmanship: it is close to an hour each way on the Piccadilly line, and ninety minutes at Heathrow would be mostly train for everybody involved.
The four that want a plan
Work dinners, two names instead of one, an evening booked by a couple and a week of evenings are all better with a day in hand. Tables get held, two diaries get lined up, and nobody is improvising in a lobby at eight o'clock. Write early and the choice of companion is wider by a long way.
Where any of them can start
All ten begin at an address in the twelve TW postcodes, from a room above the Hounslow Central high street to a front door in Osterley. The travel out to you is worked into the one figure Iris quotes before you agree to anything, so nothing is added afterwards. The booking page shows the single message that sets any of them moving, and the fee goes to the companion herself, in person, in the first few minutes after she arrives.
The last one
never leaves
Whatever the hour, the route is still running and somebody is still answering. Name your stop and we will say who is free and how far off she is.
Adults only, 18 and over · Time and companionship only · The line runs 24/7