RatesFrom £250 an hourOutcall only
The rate ladder in whole pounds, from one hour to a whole night
Seven lines, no asterisks. The same figures apply to every companion in On The Route, at every hour and at every address in these postcodes. A room on the Bath Road and a house in Whitton cost the same for the same two hours.
Length is the only thing that moves the number. There are no priced extras on this site, there never have been, and nothing on this page is adjusted for a weekend, a bank holiday or a late start.
One hour
Short and local: a drink on the High Street, or an hour at your address if you are already nearby.
Ninety minutes
Enough for an early table in Whitton or Isleworth without watching the clock through pudding.
Two hours
A walk and a dinner, which is the ordinary shape of an evening in the TW postcodes.
Three hours
The minimum for anything at the airport, with the travel counted inside it rather than added on.
Dinner date, four hours
A film at Watermans and dinner at the Lock, or a show at the Beck and a late plate afterwards.
Overnight, ten hours
From the evening through to breakfast. The sensible choice when there is a dawn departure at the end of it.
Weekend
Quoted in writing around your dates and plans. Ask Iris and she will put a figure in a message.
Fares cover time and companionship only · Agreed in writing · The fee is handed to the companion in person when she arrives
Hello, I would like to book [name] on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.
What the figure buys
Her time, counted from the moment she arrives, and her company for the whole of it. That is the entire list. The fee is for time and companionship only and nothing else is offered, hinted at or sold alongside it, on this page or anywhere else on this site.
Two things are absorbed before you ever see a number: her journey out to your address, and Iris's work from your first message to the note saying she has set off. There is no late night premium and no weekend rate.
Travel out to the TW postcodes
These postcodes are a genuine journey from central London: about fifty minutes on the Piccadilly line to Hounslow Central, half an hour out of Waterloo to the river towns, an hour to the airport edge.
Whatever that journey involves for your address is worked out before you agree to anything and quoted as one total in the confirmation, so the figure you read is the figure that applies. At Heathrow and along the Bath Road the three hour minimum exists because the travel is counted inside the booking rather than charged on top of it.
How she is paid
The fee goes to the companion herself, in person, in the first few minutes after she arrives, quietly and away from anybody else's attention.
Iris confirms the exact figure in writing before she sets off, so what changes hands matches what you were told, to the pound. If you want the booking to run longer once she is with you, say so while there is still time on the clock: if her evening is free it steps up to the next rung, two hours becoming three and £500 becoming £700.
Changing or cancelling
Three hours of notice or more and you can move the evening or cancel it entirely, with nothing owed. Inside two hours, half the booked fee. Nobody at the address when she arrives, the full fee. If you are simply running late she waits a quarter of an hour, after which the booking is moved rather than cut short.
If the cancellation comes from our side, which happens occasionally because trains and aircraft are not under anybody's control, you hear about it immediately and nothing at all is due.
The message that gets the fastest answer
Four things: the date, the hour, how long, and the road or hotel. A name from the list if you have one, or a sentence about the evening if you would rather Iris suggested somebody.
For the airport, add the flight number instead of the time you think you will land. The steps from that first message to her knock at the door are set out on the booking page.
Fares, asked and answered
Q.01Is the restaurant bill included in the £900 dinner date?
No. The £900 covers four hours of her company. The table, the wine, cinema tickets and any car you share are yours to settle, exactly as they would be with any other guest at dinner.
Q.02Does every companion on this site charge the same?
Yes. An hour is £250 whoever you book, and every longer booking follows the same seven lines. The figure never moves for a particular name, a particular look or a particular night of the week.
Q.03Why is there a three hour minimum at the airport?
Because the run out to the terminals is close to an hour in each direction and that travel is counted inside the booking rather than added to it. A shorter airport booking would be mostly train for everybody involved.
Q.04How is a weekend priced?
Around your plans rather than from a line on the ladder. Tell Iris the dates, where you will be, what the days look like and where she sleeps, and she replies with one total in writing before you commit to anything.
Q.05Does a booking at two in the morning cost more?
No. The ladder does not change with the clock, the day or the season, which is useful out here because the late arrivals are half of what this book does. Only a weekend is quoted separately, in writing.
Q.06Can I extend once she is already with me?
Yes, if her evening is clear. Mention it before the last booked minute and the booking climbs one rung on the ladder above, with the difference handed to her at the time rather than invoiced afterwards.
The last one
never leaves
Whatever the hour, the route is still running and somebody is still answering. Name your stop and we will say who is free and how far off she is.
Adults only, 18 and over · Time and companionship only · The line runs 24/7