Patricia, companion in Brentford
A small cinema by the water, then ten minutes along the canal to dinner.
- Age
- 28
- Stop
- Brentford, TW8
- An hour opens at
- £250
- Arrives
- Hotels and private addresses, outcall only
- Height
- 172 cm
- Hair
- long auburn brown
- Eyes
- brown
- Figure
- slim
- Languages
- English
About Patricia
Watermans sits between the river and the road in Brentford, and Patricia is in it more often than she admits to. She is 172 cm and slim, with long auburn brown hair and brown eyes, and the sort of posture that makes an ordinary chair look better than it is. She dresses carefully in muted colours and always has something for the weather in her bag, because she has been caught out on that towpath before and learned from it.
Late twenties, English speaking, thoughtful and a little private. She warms up over the course of an evening rather than all in one go, and she is worth the wait. Ask her about a film and the night will run an hour longer than either of you planned, which is a risk she assumes you are taking on purpose.
Watermans is an arts centre on the High Street with a small cinema, a gallery and a bar looking out at the water, three minutes from Brentford station, and it shows the sort of film that never reaches a multiplex. She likes a seven o'clock screening and then dinner at Brentford Lock, ten minutes along the canal on foot with the water black and the windows lit. She lives in Belgravia, half an hour out of Waterloo, although she will happily take a car back into town if the evening has run past the last train.
Film first, dinner second, no hurry about either of them. There is more on the Brentford page, and booking takes a date whenever you have settled on one.
- 172 cm, slim, long auburn brown hair
- Brown eyes, late twenties, English speaking
- Anchored in Brentford, TW8
- Screenings on the High Street, dinner at the Lock
- Half an hour out of Waterloo
Booking Patricia
A seven o'clock screening followed by dinner is the evening she recommends, which is four hours at £900. Three hours at £700 works if you would rather skip the film and walk the canal instead.
Every figure she works to is printed on the fare board, and the four steps from message to doorbell sit on the booking page.
Also out tonight
An evening with Patricia
Quarter to seven in the bar at Watermans, with the river on the other side of the glass and a crowd that is mostly local and mostly over fifty. She will have looked at the programme and she will have a preference, and it is usually the subtitled one.
Afterwards the walk to the Lock takes ten minutes along the canal, past the boats and the lock gates and the new flats with their lights on. Dinner is where the conversation properly starts, because by then she has decided about you. She talks about what she saw rather than what she is supposed to think about it, and she is very good at asking the question that turns an evening from pleasant into memorable.
Patricia, on the record
Q.01What sort of films are on?
Independent, foreign language, documentaries and the occasional older print. It is a small room with a good screen and it never sells out, which means you can decide on the night.
Q.02Is the canal walk safe after dark?
Between Watermans and the Lock, yes, and it is lit most of the way. Further west it gets dark and I would take the road instead. I am cautious rather than nervous.
Q.03You are quiet at first. Why?
Because I am working out what sort of evening you want, and the answer is rarely the one people give in a first message. Give me an hour and you will not recognise me.