Nancy, companion in Hayes
A proper theatre bar at the interval, and a late plate afterwards.
- Age
- 30
- Stop
- Hayes, UB3, UB4
- An hour opens at
- £250
- Arrives
- Hotels and private addresses, outcall only
- Height
- 170 cm
- Hair
- long golden blonde
- Eyes
- blue
- Figure
- curvy
- Languages
- English
About Nancy
Grange Road in Hayes has a theatre on it, which surprises most people and delights Nancy. She is 170 cm and curvy, with long golden blonde hair and blue eyes, and a way of arriving that lifts the temperature of a room by a few degrees. Early thirties, she dresses like a woman who has stopped experimenting: a good dress, a proper coat, and nothing she has to think about again once she has left the house.
English speaking, kind by default, and completely unflappable. She has the knack of making a bad day sound survivable within about ten minutes. She asks after family and then remembers the answers months later, which is rarer than it ought to be and is the reason people book her twice.
The Beck Theatre is a six hundred seat house up on Grange Road with touring shows most weeks and a bar that fills properly at the interval, ten minutes from Hayes and Harlington station. An evening that starts there is always easier than one that starts with dinner, because you have something to talk about before you have run out of things to say. Afterwards it is a short drive to the Bath Road hotels or somewhere in Botwell for a late plate. She lives in Covent Garden, and the Elizabeth line makes this a twenty minute journey, which is why she takes bookings out here at short notice.
A show and a late dinner is her favourite shape of evening. The Hayes page has the rest of it, and booking will find her.
- 170 cm, curvy, long golden blonde hair
- Blue eyes, early thirties, English speaking
- Anchored in Hayes, UB3 and UB4
- Twenty minutes from Covent Garden on the Elizabeth line
- Theatre evenings and late dinners
Booking Nancy
Tell her what is on and she will tell you whether it is worth the ticket. Four hours at £900 covers a show and a proper dinner after it, and she takes short notice dates because the train out is quick.
Every figure she works to is printed on the fare board, and the four steps from message to doorbell sit on the booking page.
Also out tonight
An evening with Nancy
Half past six in the theatre bar on Grange Road, which is all carpet and chatter and people who have driven in from Uxbridge. She will have read about the show and she will not tell you what she thinks of it until the interval, on principle.
Afterwards she wants to eat, properly, and she wants to talk about what you both just watched. Botwell has somewhere open late most nights of the week, or it is ten minutes by car to the Bath Road. She is the easiest possible company at the end of a long week: nothing to prove, no edge to her, and a memory for detail that means the second evening is always better than the first.
Nancy, on the record
Q.01Is the Beck any good?
It is a proper touring house and the programme is honest about what it is: comedy, tribute nights, pantomime at Christmas and the occasional play that could have been in town. The bar at the interval is half the fun.
Q.02Do you need much notice?
Less than most, because the Elizabeth line makes Hayes a twenty minute journey for me. If you ask in the afternoon for the same evening there is a fair chance the answer is yes.
Q.03What makes a good guest?
Somebody who tells me what they actually want from the evening. I am not a mind reader and the ones who say plainly are always the ones who enjoy it most.