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Curvaceous: ten names, described in ordinary words
Ten of the twenty eight, which makes this one of the two longest frame lists on the panel. It is written the way somebody would describe a friend rather than the way a catalogue would, because the alternative is a set of numbers that tells you nothing useful about an evening.
Height is given because it is measured. Everything else below is a plain description, and nobody on this page is being set against anybody on another.
The town centre and the roads west
Molly is 164 cm, dark brown with waves at the ends, and would far rather start at nine than at six. Dinner on the TW3 high street, then the last screening at the cinema in the shopping centre, and she has opinions about which row.
Roxi is 168 cm, black haired, two minutes from Hounslow West station, and takes six o'clock starts. Bianka is 165 cm, light brown with sun-kissed ends, hazel eyed, and the warmest company in the book. She is back on the sixth of October and holds later dates now.
The Bath Road and the old village
Milena is 175 cm, black haired and decisive, and will not take anything shorter than three hours out at Cranford because the drive is forty minutes each way and she would rather spend the evening with you than in a car.
Luna is 171 cm, dark auburn red, warm and slightly theatrical, and she will walk you through a medieval churchyard and a ruined stable block before dinner if there is any light left.
The river, the canal and UB3
Danielle is 170 cm, black haired, and takes Brentford an hour after the final whistle when the Lock is empty and the water has gone flat. Rosa is 160 cm with chestnut curls and times a riverside table in Twickenham against the tide.
Michelle is 173 cm, dark brown, and takes dinner and a late film at the restored record works on Blyth Road. Nancy is 170 cm, golden blonde and blue eyed, and does theatre nights and long dinners in the same postcode. Thea is 165 cm, caramel blonde, green eyed, and takes early dinners and a walk out at Feltham.
What the word is doing here
Standing in for a sentence somebody would actually say. It is not a measurement, it is not a grade and it does not move a figure by a penny. Several women appear on this list and on a hair list and on an age list at the same time, which is the point of a panel rather than a ranking.
If it is the wrong word for what you had in mind, slim and slender holds ten and toned and athletic holds five.
Booking from this page
Pick the postcode first. These ten are spread from TW3 to UB4 and the journey between two of those districts is real, so the nearest good answer usually beats the perfect one thirty five minutes away.
Then send four things to booking: the date, the hour, how long and the road or hotel. An hour is £250, two hours £500, a four hour dinner £900 and a whole night £1,800, and the full roster is on On The Route.
The last one
never leaves
Whatever the hour, the route is still running and somebody is still answering. Name your stop and we will say who is free and how far off she is.
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